See The Light [Lite?]

So I mentioned before that Calvin Harris is really into water right now. He didn't quite tell me why he'd given up drinking alcohol - I didn't bother trying to delve deeply - his tone suggested that I wouldn't get a lot of extra information into his processes and reasons.

Before this, I'd already been talking up my intentions to detox in January. Usually late at night, oft with an alcoholic beverage in hand. Or the morning after such a night, while struggling through a hard training session. But when I saw his lovely skin I was quite inspired.

I've armed myself with Dr Joshi's 21 Day Holistic Detox book. I am about to join an exclusive club with the likes of Gwyneth, Cate [as in 'our' Cate Blanchett], the other Kate [as in Moss], Ralph [as in Fiennes]. Even Lady Di, obvs before she died.

I'm almost considering joining my soon-to-be-soul-mate-best-pal Gwyn's group. Goop. [Ok, now seriously - WTF?? "Í cringe when I add a couple of teaspoons of sugar to sweeten things??" Oh girlfriend, please, live a little. Oh, hang on, that's why she's a size minus 1 and I'm not. Right. Got it.]

Or maybe I'll change this blog into my own Goop-style group. I like food and I'm pretty ok with cooking, I can easily help you with things to make. I go jogging so I can give you inspirational style tips and insights. Boy oh boy can I shop,so I've easily got the Get side covered. The Do, Be and See are also totes under control. Frig. That's it. Talk about fashionable in the 80s - I've got a whole macrobiotic aerobic Lycra lifestyle concept ready to go.